hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

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#same #me

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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disarms:

buying a pink switchblade so i can knife all the dumb bitches in style

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elarve:

Take the nudes and go, friend

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ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

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#lmao #me #same

shortandsharp:

Favorite moments of 2013.

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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Do you have any advice for kids today ?

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#the 1975

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

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